Alone and Looking to Bone! Loudmouthed Mountain Man Seeks Fiery Woman to Grow Old With.
I might look like a tall, tattooed, bearded neanderthal...but like an onion, I have layers. Swipe right if you like a proud cat daddy who catches feelings after direct eye contact.

All I wanted was a casual plus-one to my brother's destination wedding, but those idiots on my family tree hacked my dating profile and sabotaged my quest for the perfect weekend fling. Now I'm stuck on a tropical vacation with only my hand to keep me company.

Until I’m forced to share a room with the bane of my existence: my sister-in-law’s best friend.

Dakota has hated me for the past seven years. I wasn’t losing much sleep over her screaming rants because she was some other guy’s problem. Or she was, until she got divorced.

Being stuck in paradise with a woman who loathes your very existence doesn't sound hot, but after an unexpected moment in our shared palapa, she starts screaming at me in a different way.

What happens in paradise stays in paradise. That is, until Dakota shows up on my mountain with a proposition: be her wingman to help her regain her pre-divorce confidence.

Suddenly, Dakota’s not just the person I love to fight with. She’s the woman I want everything with.

Perfect for fans of:
Enemies to Lovers
Small Town Romance / Vacation Romances
Quirky Animals
Meddling family
Meghan Quinn and Tessa Bailey
 
Meena Reading Vibe for Seven Year Itch 
You’re sipping cinnamon coffee on a cabin porch, wrapped in a flannel you “borrowed” from the broody mountain man who lives next door. A corgi trots around your feet while your book boyfriend broods by a woodpile. It’s equal parts spicy banter, gruff charm, and warm fuzzy feels — with enough heat to fog up the cabin windows.
 
 Pairs with:
– oversized sweater, fuzzy socks, no makeup vibes
– crackling fire & a playlist called “Grumpy Men, Soft Hearts”
– slow-burn tension and a whole lot of “he’s trying so hard not to fall for her”
 
Read when you’re craving a cozy small-town romance that’s funny, a little filthy, and full of charm. A must for Meena girlies who love mountain men with emotional depth and flannel-covered forearms.